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my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023


per say

People who use this probably also use perchance incorrectly

Jim: Per say

Bob: Per se

Jim: Fuck you bob you dumbass piecashit

by wtf do I write in here bro July 26, 2024


National girls say yes day

On 11th of march ask any girl anything and they have to say yes

Boy: hey slap ur self it's national girls say yes day
Girl: has to slap herself

by Buddster SMT March 11, 2022


Say it with me...

A statement which precedes a controversial yet brave factual statement

SAY IT WITH ME...TRANS👏WOMEN👏AREN’T👏WOMEN👏👏👏👏

by Jdheneixjsj May 21, 2021


Sai Sri Raj

Sai Sri Raj is such a beautiful and sexy lad, he turns on guys in a second. He is the front runner for the Indian LGBTQ+ community.

Oh man i saw Sai Sri Raj today and i got sooo wet!!

by LilBoomer69 December 12, 2021


say it with me now!

When a famous performer is about to say their catchphrase (or something they've been repeatedly saying throughout their routine) and wants the audience to join in.

This caused -- say it with me now! -- confusion and delay.

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 20, 2020


say peanuts

Without the T

say peanuts without the t
Oh, that’s easy! Peanus!
Wait NO NO FUUUUUUUUU-

by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020