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When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy
“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”
When the characters cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his love interest begin to date.
Did you see the photos of Tom and Zendaya? Spider-Man's Curse is alive and well
You're evil if you make a limbless spider
A name that has not been used in forever because it got replaced just like Tesla compared to Ford
Person 1: yo you remember Spider-Raptor?
Person 2: I have not heard that name in a while mate
A name that no one remembers anymore if we are being for real.....
Person 1: Wasn't there someone named spider raptor?
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess
One of the most important holidays in Asian cultural on May 21st. Typically Asians fast from 6-10 am and don’t see the sunlight.
Are you celebrating Asian Spider-Man day tomorrow?
Australian way of saying “Well no shit”
*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”