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Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet
Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.
Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel
CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN
Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?
to THE SUPER BOWL! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon... to the super bowl.
A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc. onto a spoon and take turns feeding it to each other.
I’m feeling extra freaky today. Do you want to try an Indian Spoon?
A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc. onto a spoon and take turns feeding it to each other.
I’m feeling extra freaky today. Do you want to try an Indian Spoon?