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The term Straight Edge originates from Emoy little fucks who stay home at night and cut themselves (with a straight edge) while their friends are out partying hard. Straight edge "parties" commonly have such entertaining games as pin the tail on the donkey, and who can stay up the longest without succumbing to boredom induced exhaustion; a step up from being a Mormon, but still a mass of displaced losers in society, adhering to another pointless fad. Straight edges rarely go to non-straight edge parties, because they woe to know what they're missing out on.
"Only Good Charlotte and this straight edge understand my plight..."
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A gay that tries to hook up with straight dudes.
You see Victor over there? He wants to hook up with Josh even though Josh is't a faggot. What a straight chaser.
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"Just because I'm straight edge doesn't mean I don't have fun"
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An attempt to give an abstinence policy a 'street' name so they don't realise that they're missing all the fun.
"I'm straight edge."
"Pffahahahahaha."
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Being in a state of ignorance; living under a rock. Doesn't use offensive language, has trouble talking to women, and carries around a bottle of water.
If you need an example, you're pretty straight laced!!
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A sexuality that started as a joke to stop people from verbally assaulting men and calling them transphobic even though they aren’t
Used to show people double standards
Girl: I’m trans
Boy: sorry, I’m Super Straight, I’m not into trans people. Still respect you though!
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A false belief with false promises.
Indulge in the pleasures of the flesh, do not cling to your petty promises of purity and honour, for they do not exist.
This is a belief that human beings shouldn't drink, do drugs or have casual sex. These three things will always exist; you're fighting a losing battle, Straight Edges.
Twist your edge.
The Straight Edge didn't have any fun, he was too cool for it. He was too cool to go out for a drink with his friends, too cool to know what if you're not a complete dick you can enjoy drugs and alchohol without any EXTREMELY derogatory backlash.
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