Making yourself really awkward to be around without realizing it. Doing things that you think other people think is cool but they aren't. This is committing Social Suicide.
"Did you see mark showed off a fidget spinner? He literally just committed social suicide."
This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Suicide hands is when someone does something that makes you cringe
‘Hey, did you see what jason put on his story?’ ‘Yes, it gave me suicide hands’
little knives that emo kids use to cut them selves.
emo fag: i’m gonna use my suicide swords
When a mans penis starts hurting from being erected
AAAH FUCK, MY COCK IS HAVING A SUICIDAL ERECTION, FUCK
A laboartory period where the lab report is due at the end of the period. Usually involves a pre-lab and questions to be answered before and during the lab.
A: What's the lab for this class going to be like?
B: It's gonna be a suicide lab.
A: Man, I hate the pre-lab you have to do for those.
B: Yeah, but at least we won't have to do a 10 hour write-up.
When you latch on to your significant other against there will and urinate profusely on them.
“Derek suicide pissed on me last night. I was so mad....but it was kinda hot.