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When you go to your underage Girls house expecting sex, but the cops are there and join in!
I had a counciltucky surprise party last nigh! Looks like im not going to prison!
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The underwear you give to your guardian to wash after a night of wet dreams.
Moms morning surprise was extra wet today.
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A 'hot baby surprise' is the process of setting one's self up to potentially sit next to a cute girl in a lecture class.
This is done by:
1. showing up to class first, or before too many people get there.
2. placing your belongings on a strategically selected desk and leaving.
3. coming back to the class with 1-2 minutes left before the start.
4. hopefully your new seatmate is a cute girl, if so, you have just successfully completed the hot baby surprise.
Joe said he had to leave the class but would be back to hang out after he left his backpack in the lecture hall, he wanted to try out the hot baby surprise.
Don and Jill have been going out for 3 years now. Don met Jill after the two struck up conversation during a class in college. They had met after Don successfully executed the hot baby surprise.
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Reciving Cum from the famous Ron Jeremy. It was also a burger name from McDonald's Create your taste.
I was in a porno with Ron Jeremy. He jizzed on my face so I got "Ron's creamy surprise."
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When you ejaculate into your girls eyes, inturn making her retna pink.
I gave your mom a pink panther surprise
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The act of vomiting on someone unexpectedly.
Joe: Yes that's right I just vomited on you unexpectedly.
Beau: Damn dude, I'm gonna kill you!
Joe: No it's cool, that's a St. Louis Surprise.
Beau: Oh, right...
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Surprised pikachu meme is literally the most cancerous meme and if i see it one more time i am going to commit toaster bath
If you know what is is you can look it up
Me: if i see that damn pikachu meme one more time i am going to commit toaster bath.
Someone: send me surprised pikachu meme
Me (surprised pikachu meme)
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