Taking a trip to Palmdale

To masterbate. Popularized by good ol' Dr. Cox. Also, masterbating is the only thing worth doing in Palmdale.

Joey was lonely so he considered taking a trip to Palmdale

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take out the trash

1) To move the garbage from indoors to outdoors so that the sanitation people may take it to a landfill.
2) Term used, usually in movies, where the good guy gives the bad guy(s) what's coming to them.

"It's time to take out the trash!" said the hero before he bludgeoned the villain with a lead pipe.

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Take the Browns to the SuperBowl

To take a shit, where the shit is Browns and the toliet is the SuperBowl.

Also funny because for many years the Browns have played like shit.

See also Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl

Be right back guys, I gotta take the Browns to the SuperBowl.

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take one for the meme

Voluntarily placing oneself in an awkward and possibly compromising photo with the premeditated intent of creating a meme out of said photo.

(Bro's 1 and 2 are posing for a photo by Eiffel Towering some chick)

(Bro 3 jumps in on the photo creating an awkward situation for everyone involved)

Bro 1 - "Dude, that was pretty damn gay, bro."

Bro 3 - "Relax fool! Just let me take one for the meme. It'll be hilarious later."

Bro 2 - "Oh no shit?? Hell yeah dogg."

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take several seats

When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats

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take care of that ass

it's the same definition as fucking.

when ya gonna let me take care of that ass?

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Taking a knee in the 4th

The act of entering the restroom at work on a Friday evening, 30 minutes before leaving for the weekend, and taking a 30 minute long shit.

Every Friday from 4:30 - 5:00pm Matthew can be found taking a knee in the 4th to close out a successful work week.

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