The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.
Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.
Evelyn: But I want to cum too.
Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.
Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?
Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)
The OG mouth mash capable of washing away every word, kiss, and germ out of your mouth.
"I kissed an ugly girl at school on accident"
"Get the Brown Listerine"
In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.
"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"
When the Big Brown Phallic member of Big UPS descends from the Corporate Heaven takes time out of its day to specifically fuck you in the ass.
Similar to the Marine Corps green weenie.
I’m getting shafted by the big brown weenie
Brown pow is a term commonly used by mountain bikers, dirt bikers etc to describe the awesome riding conditions after a good rain. Rain in the summer or fall is to a mountain biker or dirt biker what fresh snow is to a snowboarder, skier or snowmobiler. Fresh snow makes a good powder day. Rain gives us "brown pow".
Now go send it!
It's raining! Gonna be some brown pow tomorrow! Who wants to go ride?
The act of farting in a confined space to the point in which it is unbearable to breathe in.
My co-worker and I Brown Boxed the truck so bad we were driving with our heads out the window .
Boy:is that a cow?
Girl:no its Bayley Brown.
Boy2:bro that cow just growled at me.
Boy:oh that must be Baley Brown.