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Canadian Trap Door

When engaged in the coital act, the man spreads maple syrup all over his partner but leaves her back covered, then rolls her into missionary position. After finishing, the woman should be stuck to the bed (and more importantly, horrified and flailing while trying to escape). Thus, a Canadian Trap Door.

"Joey took Anne down to the Comfort Inn and gave her the ol' Canadian Trap Door. Luckily Canada has free health care because they needed to operate immediately."

"My parents told me I was conceived whilst performing the Canadian Trap Door for the Yukon Pornography Club."

by Johny Valker Bleu March 14, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


canadian emperor

named after eddie a young man, who owns lots of land, and controls his land like an emperor

hail emperor eddie, or eddie your such a canadian emperor

by brandon/slave March 17, 2005

2๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canadian Buffalo Spirit

A former currency of Canadia, notable for being haunted by pirate ghosts; approximate worth is one butterfinger largely due to a problem with most vending machines. Also, a sex act involving three beavers strapped to a moose, drenched in maple syrup, while wearing an RCMP uniform.

After buying a butterfinger with my Canadian Buffalo Spirit, I did a Canadian Buffalo Spirit with your mom at the zoo. That's why I have rabies and am on the sex offender registry.

by Matterhorn Bill November 5, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canadian Whipped Cream

when you jizz into a jar, put it into snow and have a canadian girl eat it. it is also when you jizz into a canadian girls mouth and she starts gurgling.

that girl is such a cumslut, she loved my canadian whipped cream.

by oral69420 November 28, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


canadian pant suit

When a women wears a denim jacket and jeans. Similar to a Canadian Tuxedo.

Hey, check out Robin's Canadian Pant Suit. She's ready for the board meeting, and the duck hunt after work.

by T-licious0001 March 31, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fast Canadian Pixies

The most powerful creatures on the face of the Earth. The watch out for they are sniggleing your way!

Doolan was distracted by the Fast Canadian Pixies.

by fat jesus November 13, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


angry french canadian

A sexual act consisting of fucking a girl form behind with her ass upward. When you are about to cum, stick a funnel in her ass and pour maple syrup into her asshole.

I gave Margaret an angry french canadian because she made my angry french canadian without poutine.

by Insane We Trust September 30, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž