Swag Master of the Universe

Someone who's outrageous swagger is so unreal and mind-blowingly amazing that he/she is named a Swag Master. However, since only one Swag Master of the Universe can exist, one's swag must be so intense and epic that people physically pass out from prolonged exposure to it. That is what constitutes a Swag Master of the Universe.

Some examples of past winners of the honorous title "Swag Master of the Universe" include interenet meme star Kamina with the epic cape and shades, and more recently Justin Bieber... LOL jk.

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trigon master

One who is uber skilled at TRIGON.

Trigon- A game in the early roman stages where you play "catch" on a big circle of people using trickery to fool them into thinking they won't get hit with a ball, but do get hit with a ball.

"Dude that guy is so sick at trigon. He is the trigon master!"

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bus master

One who drives a bus. Any kind of bus. Including the short kind. But then that's a Shortbus Master.

Does anger the Bus Master or she'll kick you to the curb.

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master gamer

a girl who is 1337 pwnage at wow

damn carlos your sister is a master gamer

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beef master

one who is good at stroking a penis wether his own or by someone else

that chick is a real beef master.

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Triangle Grand Master

This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.

There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.

The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris

Person: "Wow, look at that triangle player he's amazing!"

Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"

Pokemon suicide master

Someone that is so fixated on their phone playing Pokemon GO that they are more likely to walk straight into in intersection without looking and get decked by a bus than to catch a rare pokemon. Some people consider this an evolutionary step to weed out the stupid people of the world.

That pokemon suicide master just ran into the middle of that busy road without looking.