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A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!
Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).
A really sweet guy with beautiful blue eyes looking up at the sky and deep into your souls at the same moment.
His eyes are Baja Californias🥺🥺🥺
When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.
I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.
It's the sexual position where someone pays you to take off handcuffs, you bend over standing up and say "thank you" for the absolute fucking you're about to get... You take the Congress of the cow style fuck you deserve and *IMPORTANTLY* still bent over standing up... You get your head pushed between your legs to kiss your ass goodbye
"Hey Patrick, why are you so pissed"
"Jerry's been givin' me the California for close to five decades"
A small horse town in California.. A green town.. Home to the cowboys from hell..
Norco California is a small horse town that is the home to the Norco Vagos the cowboys from hell.
Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!
Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!
going on the streets of california the first needle you see grab it and stick it in your dick and see what happens
my friend got dared to do a california pin drop and his dick has been convulsing ever since. That was three years ago