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You can school a fool...

You can school a fool... but you can't make them cool.

You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.

God, l told Willie not to mess with those gangsters girlfriends, but he did and now he got the hippo stomp and is in an ambulance again. You can school a fool...but you can't make them cool!

by I, Wreckerrr August 18, 2020


fat guy in a can

The coolest Xbox Live Gamertag ever.

Fat Guy In A Can, Je De De De, Je De De De De De De De

by Fat Guy In A Can April 5, 2005

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She can speak french

Is a polite way of saying she gives a good blowjob

"She can speak French, I think she fluent"

Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught

by Invisible hood July 24, 2016

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10 cans of bounce that ass

It's means some one ASS or BREATH smelling like something strong and stank and they need to wash they fish stick ass

Damn her breath smell like 10 cans of bounce that ass!!

by gugjjji April 5, 2017

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Lake House Can Crusher

Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.

TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?

BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.

TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.

by Falcon Thunder Fist August 12, 2021


i can do anything

A quote from Jevil in Deltarune

CHAOS CHAOS!!, I CAN DO ANYTHING!! -Jevil

by Axanery November 27, 2018

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The mind can only comprehend...

The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.

The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020

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