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1) an excuse to escape an uncomfortable situation
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer
1)
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.
2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.
**Those with dyslexia are excused from this**
Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.
2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.
3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.
Definition #1: "Ehloo!, ai lighkke tu sepll rong.!"
Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."
Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."
Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.
Something somebody says when they 'bout to fuck you up in a video game.
Person: whoa.
Me: Check the foot work!
A shit excuse for leaving your friends to go jerk off
I have to go Checking on Mnt Dew
your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.
She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!
Verb
You're so wrong and crazy with the shit you do and say that you need to pay to get verified.
First said by comedian Josh Johnson on Hold Up podcast with Dulcé Sloan on 11/3/2022
Look, check yourself. Me check myself?! Go blue check yourself!
That fraudulent hoe who, lacking good credit, identity, reputation or bank account must use check cashing stores to transact shady type business.
Dude is a straight check cashing hoe; tried to pass his fraudulent no check account having ass off as a legitimate contender.