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People Who Is Too Over Christianic & Everything Gotta Be About God Which Not Everything Is God
Jaylas Mom Doesnt want her listening to cardi b because SHES TOO EXPLICIT! & she doesnt like songs with cuss words cause shes over christianic
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Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
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Park Jimin's stage name in English
Jimin said "Aren't English names always long? Like Christian. How about Christian Chim Chim?"
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A type of christianity that believes that the only kind of sex that is wrong is sex that causes someone emotional pain.
they say that the word foprnication in the bible is a mistranslation and the real meaning of the word is sexual morality which they interpret as sex that causes anyone emotional pain.
John believes in sexual christianity.
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"I am underpaid." - Mr. Lee ( teacher at Prestonwood Christian Academy)
The school where rich kids claim to be from the hood
*dancing in front of mirror on snapchat* “I came from the trenches!” but is really from Troy or Bloomfield hills and goes to southfield christian school
When a group of girls is so over the summer heat and can’t wait for it to be pumpkin spice latte drinking, sweater wearing, church going, leggings season.
Girl 1: “OMG it is SO hot outside, I literally can’t even.”
Girl 2: “OMG I know. I can’t wait for it to be sweater season, I’m ready for a Christian Girl Autumn.”
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