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Your period.
When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.
Shit! I've got the Golden Ticket!
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A case of Miller Genuine Draft or a single MGD or MGD light refered to as golden ticket because of the all gold beer cans like how coors light is referred to as silver bullets MGD is reffered to as golden tickets
what should we get a 30 brick of silver bullets or golden tickets?
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The act of urinating on another's adams apple.
Hey everybody! Scott is passed out! Everyone gather around and give him golden delicious.
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a Blunt filled with resinated weed. Smoked to the roach. The roach of the resinated blunt is called golden brown. once you get enough golden brown roaches you roll a golden brown blunt!!
That golden brown blunt got me blitzed!!
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The ultimate evolution of everything purely evil. The greatest person ever to breathe air. Zax.
"I'm the Golden God, please leave a message"
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Receiving a Golden Shower while wearing a plastic collar guard like those put on a dog to prevent agitating of wounds.
I gave that bitch a golden funnel last night!!!
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A man puts on a condom and urinates into it such that it inflates and proceeds to penetrate his partner. The top end of the condom is secured with a twist tie or hair elastic.
Jim had always wanted to know what it felt like to have sex with a hot water bottle but didn't own one, so he gve the golden pocket a try.
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