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Golden Ticket

Your period.

When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.

Shit! I've got the Golden Ticket!

by Lucinda August 12, 2005


golden tickets

A case of Miller Genuine Draft or a single MGD or MGD light refered to as golden ticket because of the all gold beer cans like how coors light is referred to as silver bullets MGD is reffered to as golden tickets

what should we get a 30 brick of silver bullets or golden tickets?

by MASTERBLASTER Big D money November 23, 2010


golden delicious

The act of urinating on another's adams apple.

Hey everybody! Scott is passed out! Everyone gather around and give him golden delicious.

by killerbootsman February 18, 2008


Golden Brown

a Blunt filled with resinated weed. Smoked to the roach. The roach of the resinated blunt is called golden brown. once you get enough golden brown roaches you roll a golden brown blunt!!

That golden brown blunt got me blitzed!!

by Brett Duenhoft August 10, 2008


Golden God

The ultimate evolution of everything purely evil. The greatest person ever to breathe air. Zax.

"I'm the Golden God, please leave a message"

by Effran Cattala October 09, 2003


golden funnel

Receiving a Golden Shower while wearing a plastic collar guard like those put on a dog to prevent agitating of wounds.

I gave that bitch a golden funnel last night!!!

by forrest484 May 01, 2006


Golden phone

1)What is said sarcastically, to down grade, when one reveals a iPhone.

Prissy kid: checks his iPhone...
Tuna dick: oh golden phone...
Nhwltf: oh hola golden phone, swag

by Wackologist July 08, 2015