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anagrams on the internet/aim for lazy typers.
example of internet lingo:
jane; "omg! tyler totally slipped on that banana peel today and practically broke his ass!"
john; "lol! omg! r u serious?"
omg = oh my god
lol = laugh out loud
wtf = what the fuck
wth = what the hell
rofl = rolling on floor laughing
lmao = laughing my ass off
ttyl = talk to you later
imho = in my humble opinion
idk = i don't know
idc = i don't care
idr = i don't remember
jk = just kidding
r = are
u = you
...and so on
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An “internet letter” is a colloquial term commonly used by the elderly when referring to an email. This term makes more sense to people who are unfamiliar with such new-fandangled technologies because the only thing an email really compares to: the traditional written letter. This term is not solely limited to use by the elderly; it can be used by anyone unfamiliar with email, such as those from the third-world, and those from extremely rural parts of the U.S.
My grandson just got me one of them personal computers with the internets already on there. Now, I can send internet letters to all my grandkids.
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The belief that online videogames are intrinsically pointless other than for perhaps better reflexes, if one is also not an existential nihilist.
Are you on facebook?
No, I had to delete my facebook.
Why?
Because I got addicted to farmville.
I know little about it, but it's a fake farm.
It doesn't feel fake Jimmy.
internet nihilism
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The language that has emerged as a result of the popularization of leet (1337) speak and classic and growing AIM speak. The short hand used by internet denizens to fast type. This includes the use of numbers as text and elaborate acronyms. To be avoided.
Person1: She was like "lets be bff" and I was like "WTF n00b"
Person2: OMG WTF were you like GTFO?
Person1: I was like "U are teh sux"
Person2: ROFL, way 2 pwn her.
Person1: I understand your internet pidgin.
*Last line not actually spoken*
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Typed language that is intentionally shortened, misspelled, or contracted to form new words used primarily in texting, internet chatting, blogging or in forum posts. Not to be confused with 1337 5p3@k.
Inorite
Amirite
Hax
Fixt
Me: Michelle says you 'suck balls'
Friend: Rude!
Me: Inorite?
Friend: I had to Google 'inorite'. who makes up this shit? It's like internet ebonics!!
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Internet fungus (N): one who habitually uses a PC for 3 hours or more, kind of like they are growing mold on the computer.
There are many habitual Internet Funguses that can be found in the public library, refusing to leave when someone else wants to use the computer.
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A friend who some adults don't approve of just because you happened to meet them online. But the adults who don't approve of internet friends don't know that these friends can change your life for the better. If you're lucky, you might get the opportunity to meet your internet friend in person, which is the best feeling ever.
The day my internet friend and I met for the first time was one of the best days of my life.
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