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A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.
Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show
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Potato selfieCamera angle face low by the neck , bad angle that makes your head look like a potato.
Potato selfie means in sentence: I'm sending a potato selfieto my best friend
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Laney:Hey is that Matthew?
Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.
Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato
Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew
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To trick someone into looking at a picture of a turd.
"I love potato fishing, it's the cheapest thrill ever!"
"I potato fished my coworker the other day."
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A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.
Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...
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The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.
"Dude you should have the fac
Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!
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Where you fill a hollowed out potato with semen, and use your ladies impregnator.
"Hey babe, you know we want children but I want to try something different." "Let's try this Soggy potato thing I found of the internet, I heard its a very special way to true love as well."
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