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Collective term for your mom's previous and current boyfriends whom she insists you refer to as your uncles
Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities
"Hey dude how was your weekend?"
"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"
dutch uncles drugs sexual abuse
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What is that cylinder in the blanket Joe... Joe? JOOEEEE STOP
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Older male, usually in his 40s, who gives off a creepy uncle vibe, hence the term "Uncle Eddie". Will take female friends to Vegas, but is often mistaken as their 'fun' loving uncle.
Nickname you give someone who you do not trust with younger children.
"No, Uncle Eddie, no!"
"thanks for the drinks, Uncle Eddie"
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Combining the wet willy and a wet henry at the same time to give an awesome effect
I totally gave her a dirty uncle willy
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utter such a phrase at the risk of the victim, it will rip them from existence itself, and there shall forever be a hole in the fabric of reality where they once stood.
Jack: ur mom gay
Tyrone: ur granny tranny
Jack: ur uncle homosexual
*fabric of reality shifts as Tyrone is engulfed by the empty V O I D*
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Standing over a woman while she is lying on her back and urinating into her mouth, forcing her to drink it.
Our camper doesn't have a toilet so I had to pull over and give her The ol' Uncle Roy.
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The act of molesting and/or penetrating the most elderly waitress at Cracker Barrel.
History: Uncle Herschel had a impulsive sexual taste for old women, near death. Uncle Herschel's Favorite is an act, a documented chain of events comprised from Herschel's most coveted and well known encounter.
Prerequisites:
Her tits must sag like Two Eggs over easy. You must jiggle (earthquake test) to ensure maturity.
The act:
Using three fingers you then must enter her rectum in a pinching motion, pulling out any loose debris, then feeding her the Mashbrown Asserole before it can be contaminated from the outside air. It must be fresh and ripe and done so in a sweeping motion. Or if you prefer, that step can be bypassed if you'd rather insert an entire fried apple in her a-hole. There must be a Sawmill Gravy run in her panties, and her inner vaginal walls must be the consistency of grits. Both can only be tested only with your tongue, and no pinching of the nose is allowed. You then have to pick your meat and insert it whichever hole is still duty-free, while balancing the triangular peg game on her head.
Any deviation, and it's not an Uncle Herscel's Favorite... Just nastyness, plus extensive jailtime.
Bob: I'm horny.
Neil: I'm hungry.
Bob: Want to goto Cracker Barrel?
Neil: Hell yea, what are you gonna eat?
Bob: I'm probably gonna get an Uncle Herschel's Favorite
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