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The war that apparently shouldn't be happening because apparently foreign countries have the right to kill tens of thousands of innocent civilians in an attack without the attacked country responding. As screwed up as the world is today, it shouldn't surprise anyone.
John: "Man, I remember where I was on 9/11, it was terrible. I'm glad we sent troops to prevent it from happening again."
Bill:"You're fucking crazy! There should be no war on terror, just let it happen to America and other nations. The terrorists are just expressing their opinion. So what if we all die!?"
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the act of posting fabulous pictures of yourself and others to make your nemesis jealous and think you are living an absolutely taggable life
"did you see her new pictures!? i cant belive shes hanging out wiht them!"
"ya- Now its an all out facebook war!"
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All the actors were not that good this is who should have played in that movie.
Darth Vader-Snoop Dogg
Luke Skywalker-Arnold Swatzernegger
r2-d2-Wee-Man
c3po-Andy Dick
Boba Fett: Jean Claud-vann damm (He instead of fighting luke skywalker steals jabbas crack stash)
Princess Leia: Jenna Jameson
Han Solo: Vin diesal
Lando: DMX
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Something that is highly unappealing, disgusting, or deserving of scorn.
Man, don't steal the poor guy's sandwich. That's so war machine.
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A disaster and mistake, but really not that big of a deal.
Vietnam makes this war look like child's play
In WWII, there was so much destruction and so many innocent civilians killed, it would make the residents of Sodom and Gomorrah shit their pants.
Don't knock the US military for killing civilians. You try busting into a house where there are 10 people, with a hundred different things going on and your heart is racing so fast you can hear it in your ears. At that point, wether the war is right or wrong becomes irrelevant. If it was your ass on the line, would you not shoot first and ask questions later?
Stupid fuck: Duuuh, the soldiers are murdering pregnant women!
Normal Person: the war with Iraq is wrong, but what about the starving kids in Africa? That's been going on before this whole Iraq thing even got started!
Stupid fuck: Well, there aren't any cameras over there so I don't care!
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When a man inserts one thumb in a woman's vagina and another in her asshole and twiddles his thumbs.
Mike could not win the thumb war while playing with Jenni last night, but Jenni won.
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When you mow your lawn slightly into your neighbors lawn as if to gain a few inches of property. and the your neighbor does the same. and the war rages on!
Dude. My friggin neighbor got like 8 feet in the last few lawn wars!!
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