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gracie who do u love?
isnt it obvious? thomas lesley phillip green
A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.
Don’t be a jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater
A kink whereas someone will go as so far as to spank thomas the tank engine plushes.
i have a thomas the tank engine kink.
The best high school around no doubts about it the casual juuling and the okay teachers don’t mind it better than BCMS by a lot so don’t get your hopes up but it’s nothing without the fights that cause 69 cops to come to the school
have you been to thomas johnson high school? no but i’ve been to BCMS and it’s shit
The condition that occurs where human beings become infected with laziness, becomes cheaters,get kicked out or quit the military, have kids to five different men, get DUI'S, cannot keep jobs, and live near or with their parents. The infected feel they are extremely attractive or date females/males who also are infected. Usually these people become overweight and have homemade tattoos or claim to have fanastic careers of farmers, taxidermist, tattoo artist, mechanics, and managers of fast food . Usually these careers are false. Infected males are usually tall, overweight with tattoos of many different womens names on their bodies. Infected females usually are tall, overweight hicks that have gap teeth. The females usually are sexually active with any male that is desperate enough. Then become inpregnated and find a male infected to claim as father. If a infected male tries to date/marry/inpregnate someone who is not infected, female gets side effects but loses infects once male isnt around.
There is no cure and the infected become aged and live in dirty houses.
He lost his job, lives with his dad, and has no car. He must have st. thomas redneck condtion.
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The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.
Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.
Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.
Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
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Extremely low quality Academy located in Felling,England. Well known for decreasing ratings and taking in every chav in the estate.
Known to be run by Miss Lesley Craig.
"He goes to Thomas Hepburn Community Academy? That place is worse than Heworth!"
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