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fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.
Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.
Middle school janitor You little bastard.
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the raunchiest form of turtleing in a bed or any other open area provided with fabric of some sort; a girl plays with his boys while simoltaneously making a turtle shell so her work is kept in secrecy.
She raunchy turtles her boyfriend every morning to put a little mystery in his day.
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a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.
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Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.
I saw the Super Turtles at O'Malleys on Saturday night...
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the act of having sex with an easy woman
Jim headed to the cougar bar in hopes for some turtle jogging.
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A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages
Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂
Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head
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Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.
Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.
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