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A humorous reference to rear echelon personnel who like to talk up how much combat experience they have.
Yeah, that Jack is a real hero. Ask him about his tour as a Space Shuttle Door Gunner if you want to shut him up.
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When your boss whats to hear himself talk so he calls you into his office and tells you to close the door.
Travis wasn't producing, so Mr. Big called him into a CDM: Closed Door Meeting and told him stories of how good he used to be.
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An internet blowhard, especially on internet gun or military forums, who like to dog others from the safety of theor anonymous keyboards.
That Jon3, he's such a Space Shuttle Door Gunner, posting definitions when he doesn't even really know what they mean.
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business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)
-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??
i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!
shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!
the left door law is applied at our business!
i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!
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Shaggy "it wasn't me". Famous song
Someone: (screaming at the top of their lungs) honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door
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To get so unbelievably fucked up, you are mentally checking your brain out of commission til further notice
To forget the past present and future, and to 'break the world down' into something way to complex for the untrained eye to discover.
After Kevin and Dom forgot: how much money they started with, how many bombers were ate, how blood got on Dom's sneaker, and why Kevin's shoes were litterally gone the next morning. They concluded that they had a leave your shoes at the door night.
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The retard who lives next door and rants and raves talking to himself, like a complete lunatc.
I had to listen to the ranting retard next door at about 4:30am this morning. I'd rather sleep.
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