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used, bloody, or otherwise dirty tampon
Hey Marisa, do you have a fresh tampon? I need to go change this gutter troll out.
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The act of attempting to pick someone up in a bar after you realized that closing time is rapidly approaching. This usually begins within one hour of a bar closing.
dude, we better start speed trolling or we are going home with rosy palm.
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Someone who writes long winded, often fraudulent statements about themselves or a loved one on the internet in hopes someone will take pity on them and publish it. Vanity trolls often have a terrible grasp of any language or writing skills and most often simply want to make you look at their genitalia for a quick laugh.
"I couldn't even find any funny stuff on the internet today, all those vanity trolls just kept submitting junk about how monolithically awesome they are. I had no idea there could be so many greatest people in the world"!
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Also known as a flagperson, one who wears brightly coloured work clothes and directs traffic. Usually carries a handheld traffic control sign with "stop" and "slow" written on either side. Most often seen around construction zones to ensure vehicle and pedestrian traffic flows safely past the work area.
"Hey, that traffic troll let everyone else through but made me stop!";
"We can't get down that road, traffic trolls are blocking it while they fill some potholes."
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The hair around the corners of your bootyhole.
Johnny: Where you at?
Brittany: Getting waxed.
Johnny: Make sure they wax that troll doll coming out your butthole!
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A phrase used by middle-aged huns to deflect factual criticism of their mlm schemes during live stream makeup tutorials.
Don't worry this isn't a pyramid scheme. That was just a reddit troll who hates how successful I am.
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A person (typically a middle-age neighbor with no life) that looks out their windows any time any noise is heard in the neighborhood, such as a car driving by, door shutting, or dog farting.
They know every neighbor's vehicle, work schedule, and all aspects of personal life, but they've never talked to you or anyone else in the 'hood.
Chris is such a window troll... My dog farted in his sleep yesterday, and he immediately stuck his head out his blinds.
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