Follow the damn train

This is all we had to do

All we had to do was follow the damn train Cj!

Crazy Train

The act of fisting a female in her ass and cunt. If she is turned on her side the act will resemble the action of a train.

My girl kept complaining about wanting to travel so i turned her on her side and said All Aboard the Crazy Train...

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toxic gossip train

Song by Colleen Ballinger “apologizing” for being a groomer

All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station

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Tallahassee Night Train

The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").

It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")

"Oh man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."

"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."

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Douche Bag in Training

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.

The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.

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i shit trains

To shit trains typically means you are the shit. It can also correlate to being number one at everything. Often times used for upping a Mister One Upper, or someone who has to beat you at every event, activity, or story you've ever encountered.

John: I went to France.
Tim: I went to France 3 times.
John: I SHIT TRAINS NIGGA! NOW WHAT?!

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Circular Man Train

A man train where all the participant form a circle so there is beginning or end. No one has to be the caboose or engine, however it requires more people than the standard man train

Bob: Who was the caboose of the man train last night?
James: No one, it was a circular man train.
Bob: Sweet!