A person with Van Diesen as their last name usually gets an F on math, They also struggle to get bitches. Once they actualy manage to get bitches they get roasted because of the small size of their penis.
Girl 1: Van Diesen has such a small dick
Girl 2: I still have nightmares!--
Paul van BJJ is basically a man who is for all intended purposes the following: Good Looking, muscular, "macho"-being totally cool toward everyone and everything, very clean and neat in appearance, a man who is 100% man: almost every lady is attracted to him because of his great charismatic ability, and when need be, he can be a real bad guy to mess with. Paul van BJJ is more of a definitive personality type, go to the beach in the summer and you will see several who fit the above, in addition to wearing sunglasses and jewelry, he is a ladies man, enjoying fast cars, hot woman, and good at hustling people in pool. Paul van BJJ is what every man wants to be, but 99.7% of men never live up to.
"Man, that guy has it going on, he's a real Paul van BJJ"....
The place where red necks run wild getting there cousin pregnant, white kids wish they were from the hood and where the football team hangs black people and the bathrooms smell like juul mango pods and long cut grizzly
Bro you know billy yea he went to van and got mouth cancer from dipping and van high school
hot sexy sexy uslaay super h0wt o yes boi is gud signwe suppppppppppppppppppperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr guddd. also she is super smert abd caring
Ella van your lookn like a fish!
Crazy dutch bastard living in barnard castle
That is a van Doorn
The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
Wow, you just got White Vanned.
Some dumbfuck who likes to drift tractors
Hey that guy can drive!
Yeah he must be a van wiltenburg