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Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.
"Shit, i've been busted. My mum found my wank sock under the bed last night!"
When you eat a portion of chicken wings then masturbate with the sauce still on your fingers.
Man after that pound of wings I had to go for a wing wank
The act of masturbation prior to a sexual encounter, used to prolong intercourse.
Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
When you haven't had a wank for several days.
I didn't have a wank yesterday, I'm gonna have to get rid of my wank debt by having 2 this evening.
When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck
Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank
When your having a wank, just before you blow the load, shout out your girlfriend/boyfriend then try and finish the job before they get into your room, if not they can finish you off.
Wow Ted failed to finish his wank so his girl gave him a lover wank!
Having a wank in your bedroom and calling out for someone when your near cumming. Games on, finish up before they enter your room.
"My grandma almost caught me having a courage wank the other day man"
"No way dude that's risky shit"