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Heil's Beard

a type of moss, also known as horse-hair moss or old mans beard. If it is on a person it is your beard that grows insanely fast and connects with your chest hair.

Look at that guy he has a Heil's Beard!, look at that heil's beard growing on that tree!

by MiltownHSchool July 8, 2011


bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo October 31, 2015


Beard-idity

Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up

Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity

by Joanna Barret Hound February 20, 2012


Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard

You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018


Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”

She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.

by Assistant2theRegionalManager June 22, 2018


beard banana

A phrase that the popular youtuber Thegamingterroriser cannot understand and constantly has him triggered when encountered. Aside from it being two words that are fun to say together, it is simply a phrase that was randomly thought up.
The general imagery created at the phrase is either a banana with a beard or someone wearing a beard made of bananas.

I walked down the street wearing and holding a beard banana.

by Tahaku December 1, 2016


beard scrunch

A beard scrunch occurs when someone with a beard rubs their beard on someone else.

Dan gives me q beard scrunch whenever he hugs me

by maninahat June 4, 2021