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It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.
Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
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You crush eggs in your hand and masterbate.
She skipped breakfast so I made her a egg handwich.
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A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.
Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"
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A Time Egg is a Time Traveling Device that freezes time and temporarily halts the space-time continuum to perform a certain task usually replacing people, objects, or events depending on the situation to alter certain or particular events that have already happened. The reason being is to change history or achieve greater goals that are impossible to use without the device.
In Chrono Trigger, Gaspar the Guru of Time along with Spekkio allowed the time traveling heros to use the time egg to halt time, replace Crono with the clone, and save Crono.
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a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.
My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.
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Females within a solar eclipse's path of totality undergo a cosmically-induced ovulation process triggered at moment of full totality. The egg generated during this totality ovulation process is known as the totality egg.
I fertilized Mary's totality egg and she gave birth to a shadow baby
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Colloquial term making reference to womens breast's, closely resembling the sound of the word bosoms.
Sitting in the church yesterday and couldn't even concentrate cause all them women dressed skimpy, buzzard eggs hanging out everywhere.
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