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Bloked Out

Bloke gets a few too many blokey schooners in him.

Josh was so bloked out at the xmas party, he got sent home

by Pedro94 November 15, 2022


tow-in and tow-out

Not to be confused with the similar-sounding-and-also-automotive-related term used when discussing the particulars of a front-end alignment, this phrase refers to an “ultimate in sweetness” revenge-action that you perform on someone whom you’re fumin’-mad at. Plus it’s quite simple and fairly low-cost, as well; all you need is a wrecker-truck and an opportunity to access his unattended vehicle.

Tow-in and tow-out is comparatively easy and highly-effective means to bring no end of misery and humiliation to almost anyone who has wronged you… what you do is acquire a suitable-sized wrecker-truck and haul your victim’s vehicle (i.e., “tow it in”) to a location where parking is a big no-no, such as in a handicapped-designated space, on a bridge/causeway, in front of a fire-hydrant or public mailbox, in a “resident/customer-parking only” or “no parking; tow-away zone” area, etc. Then move a few blocks away and sit in your truck to wait till the call goes out over the airwaves for “any available tow-vehicle in the area” to haul off the illegally-parked vehicle, whereupon you promptly thumb your mike and offer to take the call. You then proceed back to your victim’s vehicle and whisk it off to the impound yard (“tow it out”). And then, of course, your unfortunate victim is obliged to endure the assorted hassles --- not to mention considerable expense --- of both locating his suddenly-vanished jalopy and coughing up the exorbitant sums necessary to regain the use of said vehicle! Schweet! Just be sure that you don’t get caught hauling the car to the illegal spot in the first place, and you should be all set.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018


National Make Out Day

A day every year where people make out, not just a peck. This day is on 25th of june.

Charli: I’m gonna make out with addison today!
Chase: Why?
Charli: Because it’s national make out day!

by ForTheBoys66771 June 18, 2020


National Make out day

On The Day April 14, People Just get to make out. Have Fun

Holy Shit, Its National Make Out Day, Im Gonna Make out with my wall

by Jeff Motherlord April 12, 2018


National Make Out Day

November 8 where you make out with your significant other especially if y’all haven’t

Woah it’s national make out day

by That Dude 69 November 8, 2019


National Make Out Day

May 23-30 is when you can make out with anyone you want (with consent ofc)

Jason: Its may 23rd! National make out day! lets make out

Gertrude: Okay

by Grandma bertha May 22, 2022


National make out day

National make out day is when you garb your BF, GF, or friend and make out. This day occurs on 4/14

National make out day is when you make out with a friend
by National make out day February 14, 2023

by ni_41108 February 14, 2023