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Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
To draw with your white goo on a females forhead while you bust
Jerry was getting fantastic dome and asked "Can I art you?" right before he busted he drew a picture of a smiley face on her forehead
I ain't sweat
= I am not lying!
Police: Did you do it?
Guy: Ayo no!
Police: Don't lie!
Guy: Bruv, I ain't sweat!
people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot
eden: who is your favourite pokémon character
george:I like misty (she has big tits)
i like misty because she got big tits
Something a women who has been with an innumerable amount of men says to either rationalize or justify having loose sexual morals
Nina Agdal said “I love love” When explaining her comfort with public displays of affection (She falated someone in a football stadium)
A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.
May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
When you know damn well a person didn’t just do something!
“Where did she put my shoes?”
“She wore them to work”
“I know like hell she didn’t”