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a man on the internet appreciated by someone who hates all men
Dishfish is the most eligible e-man I know.
A superman name short for elijah but with Man at the end.
-like an e-boy but older yknow
-only has a total of 4 insults in her dictionary:
"retard"
"your down syndrome is showing"
"nigger"
"dumbass"
-like fr bro become original
-likes sped up music to cater to her adhd tiktok brain
-troll
-compettive
-dark humour
-believes shes better than salsabeel thats crazy bro
-shes also allergic to her science teacher
-randomly goes onto random servesrS (UNDER HER FREIDNS ACCOUNT!!!) and starts fights lol
"whos the troll in the server???"
"probs an e-man yknow"
E-Man is a god among men, a solid 10/10 hottie and the wielder of a grand meat sceptre.
Man 1: Get on your knees brother, it's the time of day we pray for E-Man
Man 2: Pray we shall
A mysterious being that appears only when one is completely off the simmons.
Me: Dawg I’m completely zooted
Sergio: Bro did you see E Man?
Me: Yeah, it was wild
1. Grown-ass boy so a man that acts like a little boy.
2. When his mama ain't raise him right so u want him to "grow up"
3. A man who needs to grow up
"You 'can't raise a man', he's already grown, what are you gonna do?"
The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.
Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.