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It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
A phrase used by a dictator or other totalitarian ruler to command his subjects to put an individual to death, traditionally by an execution method known as corn holing. It is thought to have originated in Ancient Rome, where the phrase would be spoken by the emperor after a gladiator was defeated in the coliseum.
Centurion: Emperor Kermitus, what is your decree for the gladiator?
Emperor Kermitus, giving a thumbs down: Get that man
An older man who is extremely inappropriate towards way younger people. They are attracted to teens and very very early 20's and jokes about "well they are 18 or almost 18", "it's legal in some places" regarding minors, "I'm going through a mid life crisis and want a young hot thing", "age doesn't matter"
He's a dirty old man who likes them young
I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry
That old man Larry is such a cock block
Man who is always over shadowed by women or always the casual pick, but never boyfriend material.
(The middle man between boyfriends)
Mike: Yeah Kaeleigh said she wants to keep things casual.
Jack: That's three in a row.
Mike: I'm just a gray man for women.
An evesham establishment particularly frequented by a certain Mr Porridge O'brian
Willo: yo kris if youve got a free after lunch you wanna go to spud man?
Kris: brother do you eat anywhere else