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A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.
Peter, is an idiot. just like spider-man
You are having intercourse when the girl is on top and you take your hands to reach back to get butthole and make the spider man web shooting hands to spread open her butthole with your two middle fingers and ring fingers.
I Spider-Manned my girl’s butt last night when she was grinding on top of me
A Teenage boy that has unexplainable sticky white stuff coming out of his body
I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
*Slams pizza on the counter*
Pizza Time
Guy 1: What time is it?
Spider-Man: Pizza Time