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1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."
2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
The guy who fell into the river in lego city
"A lego man has fallen into the river in Lego City, start the new rescue helicopter!"
when youve got the back of your homie
donchu worry, gotcha bag man
The most hideous thing to see on earth and should be burned with the jews
That boy with that blue Adidas man bag looks like a bellend
A game played in a 30' by 30' room with sectional couches along all walls, by predominantly Greek men without the use of horses or mallets. Balls, however, are still integral to the game. A game of Man Polo generally lasts between 45 and 60 minutes, depending on stoppages. At half time, the rider becomes the horse.
Instead of playing football this Sunday, we've decided to play Man Polo instead.
Poor Man's Ritalin is 2mg Nicotine lozenges and Caffeine in the form of Coffee and Monster energy drinks. Poor Man's Ritalin is when you have ADHD, you either drink emergency coffee you saved up, or you take a 2mg Nicotine lozenge. Then you wait 30 minutes. Then use the focus and relaxation from the coffee 100mg Caffeine or 2mg Nicotine lozenge and prepare some coffee. Then drink coffee. The combination of 2 coffees 200mg total Caffeine might help you focus, or it will put you to sleep. The combination of 2mg Nicotine and 100mg Caffeine might help you focus, or it might just put you to sleep (but less likely than with the 2 coffees). If you want, you can have a beer or shot of vodka for added focus to the Coffee and Nicotine combo.
Tony: I tried a 2mg Nicotine lozenge and then made coffee 30 minutes later. Then I enjoyed a coffee (100mg Caffeine). Thanks, Poor Man's Ritalin!
What a bloody Rastafarian says in every sentence
Noteworthy that this might also be spelt as ja mon
Ja Man! Ya want some ganja mon?