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You have a bottle with nothing in it
It sounds like it means "I don't know", but it actually just means "I don't have no as my answer", so you still might have an answer; it just can't be no.
Did you eat all the cookies?
I don't no.
It sounds like it means "I don't know", but it actually just means "I don't have no as my answer", so you might still have an answer; it would just have to be something other than no.
Did you eat all the cookies?
I don't no.
you have a deeper understanding who this person is deep down. You know all their flaws and all their perfections. Everything they embody.
Her: How do you know
Him: I know you.
ud, please stop trying to sell me mugs
ud: Buy the mug.
everyone else: i really hate mugs
When you go and you find out your penis is a stick of dynamite so you scream “I GO BOOM!!”
Oh damn I feel something
Oh damn my penis is red
OH DAMN I GO BOOM
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"