I am Canadian

I come from Canada I am real and I am sexy as hell also love to drink Molson Canadian beer

Hey girl u like to party
Hell ya I am Canadian

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

I got killed

Someone is bored and tried to look for useless definitions for fun

I got killed by searching a phrase "I got killed by searching a phrase' I got killed by searching a phrase. '"

Inf death loop :V sup diavolo

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25-I

Another name for the hallucinogenic drug 25I-NBOMe, aka 2C-I

I took some 25-I and tripped for 8 hours.

I-five

1. Pleasuring oneself while driving on an interstate, expressway, or highway.
2. Jerking off in the middle of traffic – particularly a stop light.

"Dude, the trip flew by so fast after I got off on the I-five."