I want your “soul”

I wanna see that dick

“ yoo bro i want your “soul” ”

“ bet *wipes out dick*

I have Neurosemantical Inversitis

A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.

Person 1: “ I have Neurosemantical Inversitis.”
Person 2: Ha, fuckin looser
Person 1: Thanks!

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

i code

'I code' means I understand you or I got you flow.

Jeff: I can't come out bro, my girl is being crazy.
Botha: it's alright g, I code.

plus i plus daju minus

"plus i plus daju minus", a sentence used when two objectively smart parents produce a stupid offspring, often in balkan households

"oni hadziabdici su bas primjer da plus i plus daju minus, allaha mi"

And i had to void

just when you feel like you really don't want to be.

"yeah she sent me that text and i had to void"

I love fortnite

Fortnite is very good and fun game 10/best

I love fortnite so much it is super number best