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Term for a living thing killed by a higher up with intent to scare others into submission
Guy 1: what happened to Joe
Guy 2: he was made out for insubordination of the factory team
Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:
1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.
2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.
3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”
“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”
“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
After safe sexual intercourse with a condom the male turns the condom that he ejaculated in inside out and put it back in therefore getting the woman in question pregnant and then the man leaves.
GUY 1 "Did you hear Emma got pregnant?!" GUY 2 "Yeah dude! I heard it was a from a creamy in and out :0."
Stop playing with me girl/boy
Tap In fa i tweak out or lets settle down together
When you are constipated and you eat a big burrito to fix the issues.
~Steve Soelberg
Tim: my stomach hurts dude, I think I need to do a poncho villa push out.
Jim: Dude some times you just gotta hit it harder with a bigger burrito.