I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

2👍 1👎

i speak abc

"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.

Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"

i got your ip address

an insult every single discord member uses to scare their opponent or just trying to "get silly"

haha I got your IP address

I come from france, we dance

(eye-cum-frum-frAnse-we-dAnse)A terrible song played during Marching Band practices.

The song I come from france, we dance played at the marching band practice, and every single person there hated it.

don’t do anything i wouldn’t

Not to do something that person wouldn’t want you to:

don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, for example don’t go and cheat because I wouldn’t do that to you.

don’t do anything i wouldn’t

Not to do something that person wouldn’t want you to:

don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, for example don’t go and cheat because I wouldn’t do that to you.

I vote pro

Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your approval in a longer sentence than 'Okay.' or 'Sure.' Counterpart of 'To vote con'.

"We should totally have a Urban Dictionary sub-forum!"
"Sounds great, I vote pro."