prawl my eyes out

When ur so done with shit that u wanna take ur eyes out

I'm so bored I'm gonna prawl my eyes out

ho her out

To treat a woman like a whore sexually. Specifically to get her to do things you wouldn't want your wife of GF to do.

Hey man can I get with Krissy tonight ?
Sure, after I ho her out she's all yours.

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

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Step out of LA LA Land

step out of the fantasy .

I have nothing to do with the girl, you can step out of La La Land.

I have never touch the girl, so I cannot be the father of her kid, you can step out of La La Land

To throw monkeys out of the South Pole

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.

My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.

all-festered-out

All-Festered-Out: All smoked out. Having smoked enough marijuana and don't want or need anymore. Can't get any higher.

No thanks. I'm all-festered-out!

bustin out the bando

Go to an abandoned house to do drugs

Hey dude lets go bustin out the bando