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Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.
Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.
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1. A person who is very bad at shagging
dem hoes
Dude 1: smell yer maw
Dude 2: shut up you turtle shagger
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When a party or event is sneaky lit.
Dude John this concert is turtle fire.
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he has a turtle tunnel... i looked and didnt know what to do.
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Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
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a turtle that explodes when you step on it `
mine turtles explode when you step on them
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The opposite of a turtle’s head. Having made it to the lavatory, dropped a big one and flushed. The turtle’s tail can be found lurking on the consumer side of the U bend.
Dad: Bloody hell! Who’s left this turtle’s tail in ‘ere!
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