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the most awkward or out of the ordinary expierience.
sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.
Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!
Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.
A man that is pussy whipped
Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.
A girl from the hood thats just as fiesty as a hoodrat but is alot slower to anger though just eager to sex are very private most hood turtles are well installated in the perspective neighborhoods
Nah them hoes just hating cuz da hood turtle strikes again.
An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.
ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.
Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle
While smoking marijuana out of a spoon pipe you hit the pipe through the carb hole creating much thicker smoke. Called turtle sippin due to the bowl looking like a turtle.
I was turtle sippin hella hard
When a party or event is sneaky lit.
Dude John this concert is turtle fire.