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Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.
"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"
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Technology teacher who looks like Ron Jeremy and Ben Franklin. He wants to revolutionize the country of Jordan. He lives in the White House with Sexy Mo
"Mike Ross is the best technology teacher ever"
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To pull a Mike is for a man to pull out of a Devil's three-way.
"Yeah bro, Zach and I were double teaming last night, but he was pulling a Mike."
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Yo bro, is it going to be a rager?
Nah, gonna be mike-friendly.
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Ending the conversation, at least your part of it
Gotta go, 'dropping the mike '
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A psycho crazy shred blues guitar player who will melt your face with insane electric guitar licks... The sonic vibrations made from his blistering solos have been compared to a large vibrator tickling your ears vagina... Ladies hold on to your panties when he gets going.
Matt: Mike Temple is playing tonight
Elliott: I dont want to see him, I'm still suffering third degree burns from that facemelter solo he played last week.
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A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."
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