Fuck U Later

Instead of saying good-bye or see you later; kewl people now say Fuck U Later...

What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.

LINDY: Fuck U Later
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!

CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!

Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"

mexican u-haul

a really shitty, old pickup truck that has random junk piled at least three feet over the cab, so as to make the shape of a U-Haul truck.

hey look at that mexican U-Haul two lanes over!

u gay dawg

Immortalized in WeeklyTubeShow's DragonBall Z Parody "Piccolo's Shine". A subtle yet effective statement describing the receiving party's predicament.

Person A: Hey I just saved 15% percent on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Person B: u gay dawg

what are u smokin

some thing that is unbelieveable

Dude I finished my hw in like 3 minutes!
What are u smokin?!!

U + Ur Hand

When lonley and have no one else to "play" with, you whip it out and choke the chicken also known as jacking off

Paul-What are you doing tonight?
Aaron-Oh I don't know what are you doing U + Ur hand tonight!
Paul-Keep that on the DL

r u fkm?

Shorthand (aka Tweethand or Texthand) for the emphatic incredulous query: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Y: I couldnt get the food, bro', there was just too much traffic!
M: r u fkm? (with the car packed & ready for a trip up the coast.)

f n u

Fine and you

How are you doing today?

F n u