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The worst of the Next-Gen consoles. No Innovation AT ALL (Sony pretty much had to steal everything from Microsoft and Nintendo). An absurd $500-600 price tag. And for what? Alotta shitty games (except for MGS4, I like MGS), and useless technology that people think is cool because it has cool names. In the end will most likely fail because its a piece of junk. Buy a 360 or a Wii instead.
Playstation fanboy: "Hey im gonna buy mes a t3h Playstation 3!!11!!1"
Gamer: "o rly?"
Playstation fanboy: "Yea! Its gonna have t3h mad awesum games and t3h blu-ray!!!!!11!11"
Gamer: "Whats blu-ray?"
Playstation fanboy: "I dunno, but it sounds cool!!!!111"
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Supper, Sex, & Silence... as defined by Chris Rock
"...All a man wants is the three S's!!! Supper, sex, and silence!!! In other words, FEED ME, F*CK ME, and SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!" - Chris Rock
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The three largest cities in the United States(New York, Los Angeles,and Chicago). They often compete with each other over who's the best. Each has advantages and disadvantages over each other.
Chicago is not as expensive as Los Angeles and New York. Chicago is not all crowded like New York. Chicago has the gorgeous Lake Front.
New York is home to many famous celebrations such as New Years. New York has many theaters.
Los Angeles has better weather than both Chicago and New York. Los Angeles has some of the best women around.
All have traffic congestion.
All cities of the Big 3 are fascinating places.
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The queerest game on the planet.
Splatoon 3 is so gay, all i see is furry art and people saying they like men! Am i gay?
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a flaming, liquid, explosive, makes-you-grab-onto-the-nearest-object-for-support, kind-of-feels-like-a-butthole-abort, butt clenching wet chunky, don’t-let-it-in-your-mouth-or-it’ll-taste-funky, stew, don’t-let-it-brew, horrifying poo poo, sweat-inducing, buttocks-loosening, toilet-bowl-cruising, you-bet-you’re-losing, when-it-drops-toilet-water-plops-and-makes-you-hops-off-the-toilet-before-you-drops-to-the-ground-and-cry, super-soaker, internal-poker, buttcake-muffin, organ-stuffin, leaves-you-huffin-and-puffin, brown-town, makes-you-frown, don’t-let-it-pile-up-or-you’ll-drown, if-you-survive-you-deserve-a-crown-your-insides-have-been-grinded-up-ground, lumpy, chunky and round, don’t-make-a-sound, life-of-death, out-of-breath, mop-it-up, take-a-dump-in-a-cup, snotty, juicy, dum-dum-bubblegum, spraying everywhere, watery diarrhea.
number 3 is diarrhea
ryah: last week i had a number 3 and my asshole bled
haset: really? last month i took a number 3 and haven’t felt safe in a bathroom since!
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the kick ass system since n64, that people dog because they are to fuckin lazy to go to the stores and get a 600 piece of heaven, so they get a 360 which makes them 2000 bucks or they get a fukin wii cuz its cheap as shit, then they realize they should have gotten a ps3 because it has the best exclusives, and doesnt fuk up on all levels like 360, and doesnt support lil kid games like wii, so they die a very painful death, while true gamers get a ps3 and have the time of their fukin life
i got a 360 and halo 3 and the xbox blew up and fuked up my cd
told you to get the playstation 3
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