Can I have a Joe?

The infamous line stated by the all time 1010FanBoost on ROBLOX.

Welcome to Boho Salon! What would you like?

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Can I have a joe?
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Tin Foil Garbage Can

A device from Sharper Image that keeps the trash warm so it doesn't get cold and go bad and start to stink.

Tin Foil Garbage Can keeps the trash warm, keeps the garbage good, and keeps the house smelling fresh and not stinking like shit.

you can you up

It's a popular phrase in Chinese, generally speaking it means " if you think you can achieve something while you are criticizing others, you go and achieve it". It always use with "no can no bb" which means if you can not achieve it, stop bullshiting" bb means talking shit in Chinese

Tyler: This chemistry thing seems to be so ez, why it takes you forever?
Me: You can you up, no can no bb

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only one can speculate

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject

yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...

There's Nothing we Can do

When Napoleon Bonaparte was stranded on an island and his fellow men died, he was left almost entirely alone, and as the enemies closed in and he utters the word "There's Nothing we Can do".

"Yo there's a really hot girl I like bro"
"Damn dude, but she's got a bf"
"There's Nothing we Can do"
aka giving up.

I can break these cuffs

A phrase usually uttered after being arested, espcially if you are a black midget prostitute, to an officer of the law, often followed by AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!

Black Midget: "I can break these cuffs."
Officer: "You can't break those cuffs."
Black Midget: "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!"

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all you can eat

A challenge.

All you can eat? Are you sure you really want to see how much I can eat?

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