i am not reading this

You don’t want to read it

This is to long I am not reading this

dreams at 3:26 am

A phrase meaning "The most unrealistic dreams ever" and usually related to territorial disputes.

Indian person: Kashmir is Indian
Pakistani person: In your dreams at 3:26 AM

(I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou

I AM HERE FOR YOU

I'm here for you, don't worry about anything. (I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou.

am-san

Linguistic construction combining the abbreviation of a name, in this case the letter A and M, to the japanese honorary suffix -san. Envisioned to be reserved for that one friend you've got, which owns any room s(he) enters; floating across the floor drawing looks and admiration from everybody within sight. As an easter egg the pronounciation amounts to a probable top 3 all-time awesome audio.

L: Did ya see how everyone stopped mid-whatever to just look at you?
A: I know right? I'm literally the hottest asset at this party ever since that midget's sombrero ran out of nachos.
L: Hahaha, right you are, am-san.
A: k thx.

i am kevin

When you’re home alone

Boy 1: yo i am bored is ya sis there
Boy 2: no man i am kevin

ow am ya

A way people in Birmingham greet each other.

Ow am ya ste I day saw u at the pub the other day

am kid

An abbreviation for "I'm kidding".

friend: ur mom died
me: WHAT
friend: am kid