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I agree. I own the album and its giving an important message. SO they may not like George bush but people are allowed to have opinions aren't they?
(((no example given)))
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Scum who are oblivious to how lucky they have it here in the United States. American-born anti-Americans are the worst.
"If you don't like it then fuck off."
-me
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Extremely dumb and stupid. Can't spell and measure. Their small is an extra large.
All most likely fat.
"Can we go to America??!"
"No, American people are dumb. I don't want to lose more of my braincells."
"Okay! They are stupid!!"
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1) A person, animal, or any object made in the Unites States of America. Most true Americans recognize these objects and people as being superior to objects and people made in other countries.
2) Not foreign shit that brakes the first time you use it, or a toy that poisons your kid because some cheap asshole in Communist China painted it with lead paint, or a pair of shoes that were made in a Pakistani Sweat Shop that probably founds terrorist organizations that the USA is at war with.
I'm not going to buy that Mitsubishi Lancer because its a piece of shit, and I only buy American Made vehicles that kick ass and rock, like Metallica.
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Black people will some times claim to not be black, but to be African American. Annoyed white people will than say, "well, I'm not albino, so I guess I'm European American."
Black guy: Did you hear about the white guy?
Black guy2: No, what?
Black guy: We were telling him how hard it is to be black and he claimed to be a European American, so we torched his car and family.
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classed as sport for some reason that isn't understood by anyone not american.
nobody knows the rules
it lasts for 4 hours or more but they only play for 10 minutes all together
players wear enough padding to survive a fall from a plane...
...except for on their legs. in which case very tight spandex seems to be all that is needed
most of the game is spent squatting and yelling until somebody gets frustrated and hurls the ball away
guy #1: i wanna play a sport but i'm to fat and lazy
guy #2: you know what, i could sign you up for american football if you want
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A noun describing a childishly coloured, rectangular sheet of any textile with flamable properties. Most commonly used worldwide as a make-shift bonfire during street celebrations.
"I used to burn dollar bills until I realised that it actually deflated the currency. Now I burn American flags, as long as they are made in China of course."
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