It’s the perfect day to fuck with your best girl mates head! DON’t GO TO FAR!!
Boy: Hey girl, you know that your boyfriend is cheating on you?
Girl: what are you kidding?!
Boy: yeah it’s August 31
The best girl is was born on this day starting from the 1000s
that girl born on august The Third is the best
On the 4th August You are allowed to annoy your Mutuals and they can’t unfollow you :)
“Hi! HI HI HI HI”
“What are you doing?”
“It’s the 4th of August
International Kinkshame a Furry Day
"Oh, today's August 28th? Time to kinkshame a furry!"
Birthday of a middle aged man named Frank.
It's Frank day!
"Happy Frank day!"
"What's that?"
"27th of August is Frank's birthday!"
The best rapper on this planet also known as suga from bts. He has insane flow switch and recently became a ginger. He has the best tongue technology that could make any girl scream without the s. He also has the biggest feet i have ever seen but its ok bc big feet mean a big di-
“Wow did you see august D and his tongue technology?”