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Sister: why are you sneaking out?
Me: because it’s august 22nd!
If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know
I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug
National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"
It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?
Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.
Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?
Marie: Of course, come in the room
National Send Nudes day
Ask your crush/gf/bf for 15 nudes
crush 1: Wow it’s august 22 !
crush 2: *15 attachments*