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1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.
2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.
3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".
Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
During foreplay your wife/girl friend log rolls quickly and contorts your wrist.
"I was fingering my wife when she fuckin beaver rolled on me! Now I have this nice cast"
Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.
Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.
In 1999 you're crazy neighbor has a huge giant hairy beaver
Your crazy neighbor walks straight into your house and told you how many babies has she had today and your old lady says look at the bush look at the bush Beaver 99 becomes the nickname
A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.
Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.
She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?
Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.
Damn, hoes be hoeing.
A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole
Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver